“I blow out the candle for you. Okaaay Daaadddeeee?”

Who’s blond, has a gorgeous smile, and carries around a camo burp cloth while cheering on Grand Prix bikers through RTC?

Hee-go, that’s who!

Why eat breakfast when you can get an ear massage from Piglet?

Getting my pic with The Donald.

Dropping a washboard beat for all my Hoop-did-de-doo homeys.