I went to see you today in the mall, but I didn’t want to sit on your lap. Your beard was really long and scraggly and it made me cry. Thank you for the sucker, though. It was super yummy and I got it all over my face. Thank you for bringing it all the way from the North Pole. North Pole suckers taste better than the ones from Safeway. Please don’t hold today against me; Mommy says I’m usually a very well-behaved boy. And Mommies are smart and know everything. This is my wish list this Christmas… Thanks for cheking it out. Here’s an advance installment of some delicious milk and cookies (the twisty kind with the white stuff you can stick your fingers in) to nosh on before the big day.
Love,
Hugo
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