The camera adds 10 pounds, you know.

Mommy, Uncle Josh, Aunt Lara, and Aunt Jenny all ran in the Marine Corps Marathon and kicked some major booty yesterday. So, my top five today is dedicated to them.

These are my top five ways to relax after a marathon:

5. Go directly home and take a bath with Elmo bubbles.

4. Sit down on the sofa in comfy clothes and fuzzy slippers and push the buttons on the remote control in an effort to put on a “fid-eeeoo.”

3. Place an order at Outback and send Daddy out to pick up your bloomin’ onion et steak.

2. Get a brief, but enthusiastic, second wind. Use said wind to play with the big red ball.

1. Go to bed early, cause a full day of cheering and lounging in the stroller will really wipe you out.

Even Kylie is stunned at the amazing vertical dimension of my hair.

My personal stylist does house calls. Be jealous.

Poll results show most of you don’t have a lot of faith in me to know what to do with my diaper. I guess we’ll see how the results compare to what I actually did: