Going for a ride on the TV stand in the History Church nursery while my good bud Micah gawks at the newest Veggie Tales video. Oh you just never know what kind of new toys I’ll discover!
So,
I’m typing this from Jet’s house, while Mommy is at school, clearly paying attention in class. She says that Dr. Farquharson is full of it. I guess he ate all his veggies, cause that’s when Mommy asks if I’m full.
Speaking of veggies, after we saw Baby Maddie yesterday, Gramma Alice took us out to Cheeseburger In Paradise for dinner. Mommy ordered me a grilled chicken breast with a side of broccoli. Well, I think I made it very clear to everyone in the restaurant that the chicken breast was crap, but the broccoli— oh the broccoli— it was so good, so delectable and delish, that I danced in the little wooden high chair. I ate every last little florette that the entire restaurant had to offer. And then I licked the bowl. It was so good, I wrote a little ode to broccoli, which i would like to share at this time.
Broccoli
OH broccoli
You act oh so cockily,
I chomp you with two teeths
You’re green like christmas wreaths
A veggie, that tastes better than it should
Oh that stoopid chicken was just no good
Where have you been all my life, B?
You look like a me-sized-mini-tree
Just think what you could be
if you were smothered with some cheddar chee (se)
I hope Mommy gives me more
And whatever I can’t finish, I’ll share with the floor.
The End.
So, in other news, Baby Maddie is cute. She squeaks. So I want to grab her because I think she’s a toy and I would really love to just stick her in my mouth. Cause that’s where toys go. Duh. Maddie also looks a lot like her Mommy, except a lot smaller. I didn’t like when Mommy held the little squeaking baby because I needed her to hold me upside down by my ankles and play the bungee jumping game. (only the best game, EVER.)
Gotta run, I think my broccoli has reached the end of the run in my bod.
Yay for Tuesday!
-Hugo
Hello folks.
Two major things in my life today :
1. Mommy’s uber-hard microbiology/immunology exam
2. Madelyn Anne, or Cousin Maddie as I like to call her.
First, the test. Okay, so it’s gonna be way hard and Mommy is way nervous. And me? I’m just trying to get her to relax by throwing my breakfast on the floor to test the doggies’ reflexes, and screaming along to my Backyardigans video. Whats more relaxing than that? Do you want to be on Team Mommy with me? I think she could use a cheer or two. I’ll gladly clap if you chant!
Second, the Maddie. So Aunt Mer and Uncle Beej had a baby yesterday. She was born a month early like me… seems to be a trend in the Luck family. Anyway, we’ll be going down to see her today after Mommy takes the worst test in the history of worst tests. Maddie’s Mommy didn’t have time to finish getting her room ready before she went to the hospital, so me and Mommy and Daddy are going down to fix it up and go check on Maddie in the hospital.
I hope she looks like me.
TTFN, and kudos to Monday, even if Mommy does have a test….
-Baby “big-boy-in-the-highchair” Hugo
